http://jvenugop.wordpress.com/2010/03/07/how-to-be-a-successful-swami/
And read my comments in that story
Build a membership drive (coin a suitable word – like shisyas etc) with clear targets for states/countries.
Carefully recruit free manpower called shisyas/volunteers.
If possible grab the properties of shisyas before they are admitted and make them penniless so that they get struck to your gang.
Carefully brand them with unique robes and color schemes.
Build barriers and hierarchy of failed seekers – who in turn will ensure new recruits are kept in the dark with few darshans. (thanks Dilbert)
Plant people in meetings to send questions which will never get straight answers.
Use phrases like “True but not true” “beyond reason” “uncomprehensible to rational mind” “ying yang” “Tao Zen Buddha etc”
When you look at the free labour they get, billions amassed, free publicity, free travel and stay, Infinite earnings per share invested, schools of management from Harvard etc should start a course on Swamijiship (also known as CONJOB)
Comment by prasadpn — March 19, 2010 @ 7:29 pm
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